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11 December 2005 @ 12:02 am
...and then a shoe came out of my mouth  
OMG...I was just violently ill a few minutes ago.  Odd that I'm writing so soon after, but I do feel so much better now.  I suppose the nausea started late this afternoon when I returned home after spending two hours in Toys R Us...which you all should know is basically hell on earth.  We picked up our Christmas tree this morning and I was looking forward to decorating.  My stomach had other plans.  It first started as this general feeling of ick, nothing too bad.  When dinner time rolled around, I didn't really want to eat, but hubbie made me scrambled eggs, so forced some down.  An hour or so later, I felt better and decided to start decorating.  The ickiness started to come back, so I finished up what I was working on and sat down for a bit.  Again, I felt better.  Hubbie (who had gone to Home Depot) calls me to ask if I wanted some ice cream.  Sure, I say, pick me up some.  I think this was my error.  Not fifteen minutes after finishing the ice cream, the nausea is back.  And its a shame too.  I was watching Pulp Fiction, one of the greatest movies ever made.  So, there I am, sprawled out on the couch, wishing that the badness would just go away.  I roll onto my side.  That triggers something and the gears get thrown into reverse.  Now, hubbie is in the bathroom with the door closed, pulling up the bathroom floor.  I yell to him to get out.  He cant quite hear me and asks me to repeat myself.  That ain't happening, so I try and bail to the kitchen...round one ends up on the kitchen floor.  By now, hubbie has come out of the bathroom and I practically knock him aside to finish up.  I don't where it all came from, but it felt like it was coming from the bottom of my soul.  Then, it all just went away.  But I still had to clean up the kitchen floor.  Surprisingly, that didn't set me off again, but it was still pretty goddamn horrible.  I'm hoping that whatever this was is gone now...throwing up is the worst feeling in the world.  Amazingly though, I feel like nothing happened...weird.
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lycheelycheedreams on December 11th, 2005 05:42 am (UTC)
maybe you're preggers.


evilkat_meowevilkat_meow on December 11th, 2005 04:21 pm (UTC)
Re: ew.
Hmmm...I doubt it. It was probably food poisoning. But if I am pregnant, I'm going to beat the crap out of my pharmacist for giving me faulty pills.
lycheelycheedreams on December 11th, 2005 09:55 pm (UTC)
2.5 more hours.