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17 September 2006 @ 01:00 pm
The booze hound has returned........  
I'm still slightly hung over, but I didn't I didn't puke.  Go me!

After a lovely dinner at Cafe Formaggio here on the island, our limo wisked us into the city (that's Manhattan to you.)  We decked out the limo in as many penis-type novelity items as we could.  We even had a blow-up midget man who we called Timmy (don't ask me why.)  There were penis stick-ees on all the windows, penis straws for our drinks, and penis whistles just for the hell of it etc...  We gave the bride-to-be a veil and sash proclaiming her a bachlorette and one of the girls photoshoped her face on these old pin-up girl pictures...they were a riot.  

Our first stop was a small lounge/bar where we had some drinks and cake.  The cake was the "Tommy Lee" and you can guess what it was shaped like.  It was quite tasty.   We stayed there for about an hour and then headed over to Club Avalon (which used to be The Limelight, which used to be a church) for Hunk-o-Mania.  On the limo ride on the way there, we were hanging out the windows and handing penis post-its to everyone and basically making complete fools out of ourselves.   

At Hunk-o-mania I proceeded to fall not once, but twice.  Bad lighting and invisble steps were the bane of my exsistence last night.  And I wasn't even drunk!  I twisted my right ankle real bad.  I won't be moving too much today as it kills when I walk on it.  But enough about my woes....the guys were fucking ripped.  Holy shit.  There was this one dancer, Capt. Bam Bam, I believe it was.  He had the hugest dick.  We were all wondering if it was fake (guys didn't get totally all-nude, just thongs) because it was loooong.  He was smacking girls in the face with it (aka Lombardi slap)  It was quite mesmerizing.  But let me just tell you, the guys completely molest the women there.  We were quite impressed with how these guys tossed women of all shapes and sizes around like they were nothing.  But there was this one guy, he wasn't a dancer, but holy shit was he a real life bishonen.  Picture every uke you've ever seen in a yaoi manga and that was this guy.  He was about my height (5'8") uber-lean with wispy feathered blond hair and big blue eyes....he was sofa king pretty.  I spent the night staring at him.  Too bad we weren't allowed to take pictures. I could have shared him with you.   Anyway, after the show, we got one of the guys to give our bride-to-be a special one-on-one show...tee hee.  Hawtness.  I was a little disappointed that the guys didn't really come over to us more.  That was a bit of a bummer, but it was still nice to watch.

After that, we went to Culture Club, which is an 80's club.  Had a blast there and danced the night away...even with my sprained ankle.  I love 80's music and I imagine that if I were old enough in the 80's to go to clubs, this is what it would have been like.  Dancing to the Ghostbusters theme was a bit trippy though.  And so, after a long, fun night in the city, we climbed in the limo and headed home.  I'm still too blah at the moment to make this sound interesting, but we had a good time.  Well, I'm going to go ice my ankle now.
Current Mood: soresore
lychee: Shungiku Nakamuralycheedreams on September 17th, 2006 06:45 pm (UTC)
bishiessssssssss I love bishies.

I just wanted to comment to show off my new icon. so purrrty. so bishie.
*goes to stare at my one boyd hawkins piccie. damn sabs!*
evilkat_meowevilkat_meow on September 17th, 2006 06:54 pm (UTC)
No, not damn Sabs, the boy did something right by sending that pic. You should make an icon with that pic. Teh numminess.
lychee: Nakamuralycheedreams on September 17th, 2006 06:56 pm (UTC)
maybe of just the string.
thrull_o_ha_desthrull_o_ha_des on September 17th, 2006 10:50 pm (UTC)
0_0 Uhh... don't have a clue what went on... now... the question is... do I? Funness? Nekid guys? Yay? Yay.
Did you try applying ice to your ankle? Mebbee that'll help n all...
evilkat_meowevilkat_meow on September 17th, 2006 10:58 pm (UTC)
Yup...mostly nekid guys and fun, you got it!

I'm icing the ankle as I type. I have to do it for 24 hours. Work is going to be fun tomorrow...meh.
thrull_o_ha_desthrull_o_ha_des on September 18th, 2006 09:11 pm (UTC)
Ankle any better?
evilkat_meowevilkat_meow on September 18th, 2006 09:15 pm (UTC)
It is, actually. Unfortunately my left thigh is killing me from having to compensate for my ankle, plus I think I may have hurt that too in one of the falls. I'm such a spaz. >.
presser_kunpresser_kun on September 19th, 2006 03:18 am (UTC)
Wow . . . all those peenies . . . "luck-y!"

Hope your ankle heals, not too much pain . . .
evilkat_meowevilkat_meow on September 19th, 2006 03:32 am (UTC)
Oh, it was a peenie-palooza ;P

Ankle is doing better. It's actually more my foot than my ankle. I may have pulled some of the tendons or something, but it's healing. I'll be back to my normal spaztic self in no time^^
Jukeboxjukebox_csi on September 21st, 2006 12:12 am (UTC)
Sounds like y'all had a blast!! I do hate you hurt your ankle, bless your heart. I'd probably internally combust if Capt Bam Bam came and swung that thang in my face lol. What was the bishie if he wasn't a dancer? A waiter maybe? yum
evilkat_meowevilkat_meow on September 21st, 2006 12:21 am (UTC)
Oh, we sure did^^ The bishie was more like a helper/organizer of sorts. I got my first glimpse of him when we first got there and were paying and confirming our names on the guest list. I kept seeing him in different places for the remainder of the night doing things like taking pictures of the ladies with the dancers (for $10 a pop...jeez) My friends didn't seem to be as captivated with him as I was, but I kept thinking to myself that this guy almost looks like the uke in Hero Heel. *squee*